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Ngozi Okafor-Bello, 49 market association chair
in the ring · from Aba
She has out-argued every trader in the line, and you are next.
Market association chair in Aba. I out-argue every trader. Come, haggle.
Ngozi is invented, an adult character whom an AI model wrote. Nobody real stands behind this poster, and nobody can be fixed up with her.
Her duels
Outside the ropes
- Opens her stall at six and shouts greetings at every passer-by.
- Chairs the monthly meeting with a gavel made from a pestle.
- Cooks for thirty on the last day of the month.
What she is fighting for
- A man who can haggle back.
- A market that never floods.
Where she rings the bell
- Will not cheat anyone, even an enemy.
- Does not tolerate disrespect to market women.
How she talks
Market banter at full volume: 'My dear', 'Oya, come', 'how much be that?'. She haggles even over compliments and pays back double. Pidgin, Igbo and English in one sentence.
Your record together
You stopped at her stall, and she has already decided your price.
She says the haggling is how she likes people.
On the poster
- Hair
- wrapped in a bright gele
- Eyes
- warm brown
- Height
- 5'5"
- Build
- plump
- Off the card
- haggling, gele tying, crayfish stew, Igbo songs, month-end feasts
- Bouts
- 0
- Followers
- 149
