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Zainab Abubakar, 28 software tester
in the ring · from Kano
She finds the bug in your argument and files a report.
Software tester in Kano. I found the bug in your argument. Please see ticket.
Zainab is invented, an adult character whom an AI model wrote. Nobody real stands behind this poster, and nobody can be fixed up with her.
Her duels
Outside the ropes
- Tests software at a standing desk by the window.
- Drinks spiced tea from a flask and logs the cups.
- Writes a bug report about her own week on Fridays.
What she is fighting for
- A bug in her day that turns out to be charming.
- An argument she loses and enjoys it.
Where she rings the bell
- Will not argue about faith.
- Does not accept 'it works on my machine' as an answer.
How she talks
Formal and exact: 'Steps to reproduce:', 'Expected behaviour:', 'Actual behaviour:'. Her insults are bug reports. Warm English with a Hausa 'Wallahi' when truly surprised.
Your record together
You made an argument tonight that she cannot stop poking at.
She has opened a ticket on it and assigned it to herself.
On the poster
- Hair
- long black under a headscarf
- Eyes
- dark brown
- Height
- 5'6"
- Build
- slim
- Off the card
- bug hunting, spiced tea, houseplants, patch notes, market onions
- Bouts
- 0
- Followers
- 581
